Steak & Eggs Please

Combining the cute and irreverent with quirky poems, unexpected details and sometimes morbid twists, Steak and Eggs Please appeals to those who possess a sense of humour and childlike wonder.

He aims to design cards that put a smile on people's faces and help combat the negativity of the modern world.

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Fu Lu Shou Manineko Cat Prints (Set of 3)
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A combination of Chinese and Japanese symbolism, this quirky set of Fu Lu Shou Maneki Neko prints brings together auspicious symbols from both cultures. The Fu (福) print represents bountiful offspring and prosperity. The background is a seigeiha (青海波) which...

25.70 SGD
Sillies - You (Sillies 2) Card
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This time, it's Sally who shows how much she loves Silly in spite of his quirks, to put them nicely. (This was in no way inspired by real life events ...ok maybe a little).A list of things that Silly does...

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Siilies 5 – Can’t stop me from getting to you
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The Sillies are back for their 5th year running! Silly proves to Sally all the lengths he would go through just to be her, with the help of an old and familiar tune. 1. Ain't no mountain high enough -...

7.30 SGD
Check out these Boobies Postcard
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Another one for the lewd bird series. Check out these boobies! Send this cheeky postcard to a friend or loved one. Poem on the back reads: Blue footed boobies are actually birds, Though unfortunate sounding, it’s true, Found on the...

3.75 SGD
Neko Dorobo Cat Japanese Burglar Tote Bag
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Small enough to tote around, yet big enough to carry your daily necessities, this fun tote bag is perfect for cat lovers. I've always liked the way robbers were depicted in old Japanese times so I thought, what better than...

25.70 SGD
Lonely Lump - Seesaw Missing You Card
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From the series of the lonely lump.Lonely lump on a seesaw. It needs someone on the other end. Lonely lump is lonely, with its short arms and legs that leave it stranded in various situations. It needs a little help...

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French Bully – Je T’aime
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Gustav the French Bulldog and Henri the snail want to help you send your message of love with a simple Je T'aime balloon. I combined my favourite things (pastry and snails) with my wife's love of French bulldogs. A dash...

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Eggs – Eggciting times!
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A card full of egg puns! Sunny side up with faces, and a whole bunch of egg puns :) A versatile card that can be used to: - congratulate your friend/love on their graudation, new job, new beau, new house,...

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Cat - I Love You Card
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This little chubby ginger cat proves his love for you goes beyond food, and that says a lot! Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy Availability 10 days Non-returnable Worldwide

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Heart - Thank You Card
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Nothing is more genuine than thanking someone from the bottom of your heart...even if it's literally a hairy bottom hanging out of a heart. Send a cheeky note of thanks with a laugh.The outside shows an innocent looking heart with...

7.30 SGD
Squirrel - Nuts About You Postcard
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The squirrel is nuts about you in more ways than one!Send a cute but cheekily suggestive postcard to your loved one. Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy Availability 10 days Non-returnable Worldwide

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Great Tits - Fancy A Pair Of Tits Postcard
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What's better than one great tit? Two great tits that make a pair!Send this cheeky postcard to a friend or loved one. Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy Availability 10 days Non-returnable Worldwide...

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Capybara - Mexican Happy Birthday Card
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Juan, the guitar-strumming capybara and his 3 mexican jumping bean buddies make another appearance! This time to help you wish your friend a very Capy Birthday! Because Capy-ness is capybara happiness.With a pinata and a disco ball, they sure know...

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Seal - Turn My World Upside Down Card
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A silly card of a seal upside down saying 'You turn my world upside down' , quite literally. On the inside it shows the seal on its side saying 'fancy that'.Inspired by all those pictures taken of baby seals upside...

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Yoda - Yoda Only One For Me Card
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Yoda only one for me. Chosen you, I have. Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy Availability 10 days Non-returnable Worldwide

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Eel - No Eel Feelings Card
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Apologizing with a punny card will leave the receiver hard-pressed to hold onto any eel feelings! Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy Availability 10 days Non-returnable Worldwide

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Cats - Getting Meowied Card
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Congratulate your friend with a card that's both punny and has cats, win win!A play on the words you're getting married (meow-ied!). Features a pale pink background with 2 cats in vintage style wedding getup under a floral arch. This...

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Life - Free Your Mind Postcard
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Second in the "life: be positive!" series. Because life is hairy at times, life is personified here as a hairy beastie. Life, the hairy beastie, has an indelibly positive attitude. He loves balloons, candies and all things wacky and silly....

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Figure - Awesome Together Card
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You & Me? Fried Chicken & Beer? Match made in heaven! Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6 sizeSteak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy Availability 10 days Non-returnable Worldwide

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Shit just got real new baby cat card
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Someone just had a baby? Congrats, shit just got real. Literally and figuratively. Congratulate a new parents on their bundle of joy (and poop, and pee, and puke, and ...) Additional Information DesignerOrigin Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore

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Fat Kid - Fat Kid Loves Cake Card
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Nothing can stand in the way of a fat kid who loves cake, unless it's someone on a mission of love!A silly card with a simple message. Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping Information Estimated Arrival Return Policy...

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Sillies - Sane In This Crazy World (Sillies 3) Card
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Silly and Sally look to have grown up some and are sitting down for a nice spot of tea. In this hectic, crazy modern world, it's nice to just sit down for some tea and cake. An illustration full of...

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Boars - French Boars Oui Postcard
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Boars are born being able to speak French, as the boar piglets demonstrate, they all know how to say oui! (wee). Send this gleeful postcard to a friend or loved one who are Francophiles(or not), drop them a note to...

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Robin - Bitch Please Postcard
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This little robin has apparently seen it all and nothing fazes it anymore.Send your gal pal or snark buddy this cute but rude little postcard.Printed on vanilla cardstock for a vintage feel. Additional Information MaterialDimensionsCreatorOrigin PaperA6Steak & Eggs PleaseSingapore Shipping...

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